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fruitasticharlotte:

In case no one told you today: you are a marvellous piece of the universe and this planet needs you on it.

Posted 1 day ago with 11522 notes

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

Posted 1 day ago with 148169 notes

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

Posted 1 day ago with 385265 notes

dietchola:

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO MUCH FUNNIER WHEN YOURE LAYING ON THE FLOOR

Posted 1 day ago with 161675 notes

feistiest:

brb drowning my sorrows in cookie dough

Posted 1 day ago with 1217 notes

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Posted 1 day ago with 517399 notes

safare:

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

Posted 1 day ago with 152479 notes

actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

Posted 1 day ago with 37965 notes