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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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thatfunnyblog:

justice.

Posted 20 hours ago with 751029 notes

rlmjob:

pizza:

rlmjob:

I just want pizza

everyone wants a slice of me

image

Posted 20 hours ago with 217815 notes

meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

(Source: meladoodle)

Posted 20 hours ago with 171587 notes

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

Posted 20 hours ago with 343404 notes

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

Posted 20 hours ago with 572131 notes

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